There aren´t Kankuro-jokes…there´re Kankuro-FACTS

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Quote by Raye-Myers666:
"Kankuro is so beastly, popular people can't stand it."

Quote by Lolitaninja:
"Kankuro defies physics...by being hot and cool at the same time!"

Kankuro doesn´t try, he simply can do it.

It´s physically IMPOSSIBLE to control marionetted from behind...
Nevertheless Kankuro can do it.

Everyone wear a Sasuke-pajama, and what does he wears?
A Kankuro-pajama for sure! =D

Kankuro originally means:
Kewl
Awesome
Nothing is better than him
Kyoote
Ultimate
Ruler
Outstanding is only the understatement for him

Once a japanese desert-scorpion (a.k.a Akasuna no Sasori) stung Kankuro.
Several episodes full of pains later….the scorpipn died.

Kankuro doesn´t read mission-scroolls.
He stares at them long enough so they´re telling him what Kankuro wants to know.

When Kankuro falls into a hot spring, he won´t become wet,
the hot spring will become Kankuro.

Kankuro doesn´t have a shadow, the wall (or other objects) wants to be like Kankuro.

Kankuro doesn´t sleeps, he waits.

When you askt Kankuro how late it is, he´ll answer "Two seconds.."
And when you´re asking for what the two secons are, he´ll stuff you in Kuroari and shreds you into steaks, which he´ll eat for breakfast.

Kankuro ordered a Bic-Mac at Burger King and got one.

Kankuro can play Play-Station with a Wii-controler.

Kankuro doesn´t cut himself with a Kunai, the Kunai cuts itself with Kankuro.

Originally Kankuro was born with two other twin-siblings named "death" and "pain".

The desert begins to sweat, because Kankuro is so hot.

Kankuro´s puppeteer- hand is the only hand, which can beat a "Royal Flush".

The mainexport of Kankuro is pain.

Kankuro can perform the 10-finger-jutsu..and that with only one finger.

Fridges and freezer only were invented to imprison Kankuro´s coolness.

When you can see Kankuro, he can see you.
When you CAN´T see Kankuro, you may be only some seconds away from your save death.

Someome told Kankuro, that puppets aren´t the best way to kill people.
Today it´s declared as the biggest mistake in the Ninja World´s history.

Kankuro isn´t the most powerful force in the world, the fear about him is the bigger one.

There´re three sides of power: the good side, the bad side and Kankuro.

Kankuro only trains childrens at the Ninja-academy, because he enjoys to beat them up all the time.

Kankuro doesn´t kill people. He simply eases them from their pain of unworthyness.

Why Kankuro doesn´t have a beard and breast-hair?
Hair can´t grow on bare steel.

When Kankuro donates blood, it´s NEVER his own blood.

Why Kankuro can´t die?
Because he doesn´t believes in the death and IF it would exsists, the death wouldn´t dare to tell kankuro, that he died.

KISS originally means "Kankuro Is Super Sexy"

The world reads, Kankuro leads.

All fear the death, the death fears Kankuro.

The reason why Kankuro is painted and dressed in black is, that the light from his bare face and body is as bright as three suns.

Normal humans have five senses: to hear, to smell, to see, to tase and to feel
Kankuro only has one sense: to destroy

Kankuro doesn´t need to wash himself. The dirt is too afraid about him to stay on Kankuro´s body.